my girl is like 9/11 she’s got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it
Does that also mean she rearranges your insides for 100 minutes of burning penetration and then you crash to the ground in a steaming heap of trash, devastated and useless?
I downloaded the McDonaldโs app a little bit ago because I wanted to get some #deals and itโs been giving me a notification ever other day that just says โMcDonaldโsโ and nothing else
“time theft” is such a fake idea bro. they made up a crime to chastise you with for not clocking in how they want you to and accidentally made it sound sick as fuck & also fake as hell. like yeah im stealing time what are you gonna do about it, take it back?? it’s gone bro
the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary
The โenrichment in the enclosureโ meme has a lot of truth to it. We need to shake things up a bit to keep happy. It doesnโt have to be big, but if you ever feel stagnant or a little bluh try going on a walk on a route you havenโt been in or something. It really does help.
